1.《功夫》中包租婆的台词（英文版） 1.别以为你长得帅我就不打你 。
2.聊得挺投缘，赔点医药费算了 。就算杀了一个我，还有千千万万个我 。
3.腰里挂着死耗子还装着打猎的 。4.这种阵势难道就是人称《神雕侠侣》里的杨过、小龙女？ 5.难道我学过如来神掌也要说给你听吗？ 6.打人都没力气，还说是B社会？ 7.想不到狮吼功还有一个大喇叭，小弟甘拜下风 。
8.本来我要用这10元钱念书，当个医生、律师，但为了世界和平……唉！ 9.谁在这大喊大叫的？让不让街坊睡了！明天还要上班的 。真是一群败类！ 10.我干什么也不拍电影，星期天电影院一个人也没有！ 11.是谁耍的太极拳？（好象是周杰伦的歌词吧） 12.杀人这种念头，我每天都在脑子里想的！ 13.我数三下~ 开始，三！ 14.你还是写中文吧`！ 15.会功夫也不是罪阿！！！ 16.江湖规矩——单挑，就是一个对一个，谁也不许犯规啊！拿大葱的那个大婶过来！！ 你以为你能打的赢我啊，我让你一拳都可以！！！！！~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17.耕地的就不要学人家来单条吗 18.一支穿云箭，千军万马来相见 你想学，我教你啊 你还是回乡下养猪吧 19. -看什么看，没看过吃东西不给钱的 阿星：四眼仔，我认得你！ 金丝眼镜：看来这位先生对戴眼镜的人有很深的成见？ 阿星：没错，尤其是金丝眼镜！ 排骨：记忆是痛苦的根源，你能忘记，是福气！ 阿星：听你这麽说，像是暗藏唏嘘 。
排骨：问君能有几多愁，恰似一江春水向东流 拿洋葱的大婶：俺是耕田的 。酱爆：我不怕，杀了一个我，还有千千万万个我 。
包租婆：你以为会功夫就不是兔子吗？ 裁缝：（哭）会功夫不是罪啊 。包租婆：你一日是兔子，终生是兔子 。
你看看你，穿条红内裤，白里透红，出来庆功吗？ 火云邪神：天下武功，无坚不破，唯快不破 。火云邪神：难不成两位就是传说中的神雕侠侣？ 包租公：没错，我就是杨过 。
包租婆：我是小龙女 。包租婆：要成为绝世高手，并非一朝一夕，除非是天生武学奇才 。
但是这种人…万中无一 。酱爆：好明显，我就是这种人 。
火云邪神：想不到狮吼功还有一招—大喇叭！ 杆面棍：WHAT YOU PRE-PARE TO DO 。包租公：你还是讲中文吧！ 1. don't think you beautiful I wouldn't hit you. 2. chat so congenial forfeits point reimbursement of the cost.Even killed a me. lyric. 3. waist hung with hare also pretended hunting. 4. This safeguard both the nick-name of the return of the Condor) long nu, girls? 5. am I studied had escaped from the 神掌 would also like to tell you? 6. There are no beatings, went on to say that somebody else is B society? 7., to my surprise at power there is also a big horn, a boy surnamed beats me. 8. originally, I would like to use this 10 Yuan that when a doctor, lawyer, but for the sake of world peace Ouch! 9. who is this shouting? let Kai-Fong has fallen asleep! tomorrow.It is a group of black sheep! 10. I do not make another film, Sunday cinema none! 11. who of Tai Chi Chuan (as if it were Jay's lyrics alone 12. kill the idea, I'll do this every day in mind! 13. I count three times ~ click Start, and three! 14. you or write Chinese `! 15. will also is Ah!!! 16. rules — — the rivers and lakes, is one on one, who have a foul! take the Auntie Welsh onion come over!! You think you can beat win me, I will let you can!!!!!! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 17. dismayed to learn how the others do not yet 18. a single branch of the town's two down arrows, to meet you in the You want to learn, I can teach you You or home visit raises pigs 19. -see what view, never seen eat to XING: four eyes, I know you! In the Golden-glasses: it seems that this gentleman on a pair of glasses have a deep personal bias? XING: that's right, especially in the Golden-glasses! Pork ribs: memory is the source of the pain, you can never forget, is a blessing! XING: to hear you say so, like a remodelled with emotion. Pork ribs: ask how much worry, just like the lights Take: the onion is to earn my Auntie. Sauce: I am not afraid, killed a me. lyric. Car rental services-she said "you think will Kung Fu is not a rabbit? Tailor: Kung Fu (cry) is not a crime. 1-Charter-she said ": your life is the Bunny rabbit.Look at you, wearing a red underwear in red, white, out of the away? Fire clouds companion of the gods: the world is not enough, no kin, but not broken out soon. Fire clouds gods: do two one of the Condor Heroes? Car rental services public: that's right, I just long nu. Car rental services-she said "I'm girls. Car rental services-she said ": to become a master every story, unless it's a phenomenon was born.But this kind of person。